Making love in the great outdoors: here's what you need to know before you start

However, it is also better to know the disadvantages:

– Nature is full of insects that can spoil your fun;

– It rarely offers a comfortable mattress, but rather earth and small pebbles, dry and rough leaves and prickly hay or very abrasive grains of sand…

– You could be caught… and reported! Even if you chose to frolic in the shade of a tree in your garden: “sexual exhibitionism imposed on others in a place accessible to public view is punishable by one year of imprisonment and a fine of 15,000 euros” (Article 222-32 of the Penal Code).

– Choose clothes that are easy and quick to take off… and put back on!

– If you have to lie down (you can also stand), bring a blanket or a large towel to protect your skin and private parts. Don’t forget sunscreen either;

– A few wipes might be a good idea. You'll obviously want to avoid leaving them in nature, just like your used condoms; they're not biodegradable. In 2019, a Sardinian fisherman had the unpleasant surprise of discovering a whole one in the belly of the fish he had just caught!

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